Favourite Simpsons Quote?

[McLeron]

Mine probably is:

Homer: Well! It seems the cat burglar...has been caught..by the very person...whom was trying to catch him
Skinner: How ironic

[Slay]

Homer : Doh!

that's literally the one word i'm always happy to hear when i watch the simpsons. Homer is simply what has made this show run for 18 consecutive seasons.

[Stumikaz]

Homer : Doh! It's the best of all simpsons quote . Even in The Simpsons movie the DOH was used.

[McLeron]

I got more to add, I was watching ep 5.13 – Homer and Apu last night and there are literally hundreds of brilliant one liners and hilarious gags. These are a select few.

James Woods: 75, 85, 90, and a dollar, thank you, come again
Jimbo: walks off
James Woods: Hey wait a minute, uh, can I just ask you a question? Did you, heh, did you believe that, I mean the way I gave you the change, did I *sound* like a real Kwik-E-Mart kinda guy?
Jimbo: Actually, I thought it was a little laboured
James Woods: Uhuh
Jimbo: Ya gotta lose yourself in the moment, man
James Woods: We-yeah, like YEAH, ok great, ok l-lets just try that again ok, c’mon hey c’mon hey HEY HEY HEEEY HEY GET OVER HERE! Ok, now you’re you, I’m me.
Jimbo: I’m me?
James Woods: Hey, don’t…jerk me around fella

James Woods: T-Tony, Tony, y-you’re my agent, you *have* to do something about this, how can it be the same movie if they’ve changed a tightly wound convenience store clerk to a jittery Eskimo firefighter…uh huh…uh huh…mm mmm…well…actually that’s a pretty good explanation, now this is gross this is gross points right is there no…ok, cos those monke-…ok good, book me a flight, rent me an igloo, and tell those dorks at the Kwik-E-Mart that boom I am outta here, I’m a dot, I’m gone, ok?…what do you mean I gta give two weeks notice? What, damn fricking no good mother*beep* cheese!!! No, not you I’m just talking to my oven


Criminal: Alright you, hand over the cash, and don’t try any funny stuff
James Woods: Hey, pal, I assure, if I tried any funny stuff *you* would be in hysterics
Criminal: Heeeey, you’re James Woods!
James Woods: Well, thank you, yeah, yes thank you
Criminal: Well Mr Woods, your new song is gonna be…number three with a bullet (cocks gun)
James Woods: Uh-I’m not a singer
Criminal: Shut up!

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